Personal Thoughts On...

KNOWLEDGE: The only thing worse than someone who thinks he knows everything is one who thinks someone else does.
SCIENCE: Science doesn't have all the right answers, but it does ask all the right questions.
RELIGION: God comes in different sizes to suit different people.
MORALITY: People are only as moral as they are allowed to be.
POLITICS: Politics is more than a spectator sport; you can be penalized for not paying attention.
LIBERALISM/CONSERVATISM: Liberals don't have the answers and conservatives don't ask the questions.
AMERICAN GOVERNMENT: American government is like Loni Anderson: a pair of legs you can't resist; two sweet tits to suck on; but not much going on upstairs.
CAPITALISM: The only failure of the market system is the way in which it integrates government.
COMMUNISM: Communism is just another kind of economic system, like a zoo is just another kind of animal habitat.
ANARCHISM: Civilization is a perfectly balanced system, except to the extent that people think it isn't.
SOCIAL PROBLEMS: Not being part of the problem doesn’t make you part of the solution.
HOMOSEXUALITY: Apparently, those who claim that homosexuality is a choice choose not to be.
DRUG PROHIBITIONS: The war on drugs is like a government-subsidized employment program for poor people.
CONSENSUS REALITY: The scale of human events can obscure their irrationality.