As you most likely know the land of the free and the home of the brave is also the birthplace of the many material wonders that  western democratic political systems are capable of creating.  When future archeologists unearth cars, TVs and undecompensed Fruit Rollups our civilization will be praised for its creative genius. Unfortunately, because of our cornicopiouness there will be plenty of material glories that will probably not survive for future generations to appreciate. 
These are: extremely dubious products. We see them daily, sometimes they just blend into the drunkenness of consumer oblivion. Other times we think, "What the fuck?"

This is a genuinely sinister product: The ICBM pencil case.
With the 'Small Object Tester' precious brain power no longer needs to be wasted wondering whether an object is small or not.