Philosophy-Things to do when you reach enlightenment
Matt Ames
 
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  • Go tell a bunch of people.

  • Have people paint your picture.
  • Change your name to something catchy.
  • When people talk to your rub your hands together and stare off into     space.
  • When people ask you a question, reply with a question. ( EX: "Can you     get the dishes man?" "Dishes, men, what are these things?")


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