James Baxter
I bet there was not much weed smoking in old times. The indians did though. Man, that would be cool to smoke weed a long time ago. If the government would spend more money on time machines and weed things would be cooler.

Art Munchouser
Secret societies have manipulated the ebbing and the flowing of civilizations for untold millennium. The years 1000ad to 2000ad were controlled by the Knights Templars and Illuminatti using mind control techniques developed by the Etrucians. The Vikings control the center of the Earth. It's all true you know.

Sally Kramer
I'm really gonna misss all the leeching, and the burning, and the sacking and the parchment.

Toni Billups
The Rennissance was a sham man. It was just a bunch of rich dudes making artists make shit so they'd look cool. The division like thing in classes started then dude.Bunch of insecure social-climbing princes. It's all true you know.